What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 06:32

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
Live and Let Die
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A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”